Geek is in the eye of the beholder.

Sam Evans at your service. I'm at 38 year old comic book artist. I am also a father and the best geek you'll ever meet in your life.

Back at work, kill me now.

quinn—-evans:

Not really. I’ll save that for the bedroom.

Fine. I wonder what you’re thinking about.


Back at work, kill me now.

quinn—-evans:

I have my ways to make you change your mind. 

Care to explain what they are?


Back at work, kill me now.

quinn—-evans:

Oh but you will.

What makes you so sure?


Back at work, kill me now.

quinn—-evans:

Stop being mean, and just go along with it.

I’m so not giving in to you.


Back at work, kill me now.

quinn—-evans:

I just did, sweetcheeks.

Sorry to burst your bubble but you didn’t.


Back at work, kill me now.

quinn—-evans:

Nope, I don’t. I’m much funnier than you!

I disapprove of this. You can’t take the throne of the funniest person.


Back at work, kill me now.

quinn—-evans:

Psh, you wish!

You know I’m right.


Back at work, kill me now.

quinn—-evans:

I’m the funniest person ever.

Oh no way, I win at the funniest person ever.


Back at work, kill me now.

quinn—-evans:

Your children.

Psh, well aren’t you funny.


Back at work, kill me now.

quinn—-evans:

If I do that then who am I gonna come home to?